2002-03-25 - 3:03 p.m.
I am feeling... 
"Worship the uber-coolness that is Philly!"
Greetings and salutations.....
First and foremost, the most important business of the day...
IT'S PHILLY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!
Go [ here ] and wish him a Happy Birthday! Do it now!
Philly, you are such a great friend to have in my life. I look forward to even more days of rampant insanity, and of course, the organized mass chaos that shall ensue when we rule the world!!! ::big hug:: Love ya lots!!!
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Why must colleges make it so hard to enroll for summer classes as a guest student? (I would mention the name of the college, but I am not chancing hits from idiot people who went to my high school. They were all pretty much wastes of carbon.)
Anyways, I have to go get an "out-of-state guest application", which I am sure does not exist anywhere in my college, since I didn't need one when I took a class at another local college near my home last summer. Plus, I don't even know where to go for it... registrar? Academic Affairs? My advisor(s)? Grrr. This is already too much work.
Then, I have to submit the application and wait for them to process it and acknowledge that I exist before I can register. I will likely be going to the college and turning it in myself this Friday when I come home for Easter. That way, I can watch them process it, get a few questions answered, and make sure that I exist in their little world.
After that, I have to mail in my registration form. I've been checking the "closed sections" list every day on their web page, so hopefully I will get into the class I want. If not, I will go absolutely homicidal and beat down everyone I see. Why, you ask? Because then I have to look back in the catalog, find another class, and get SMC to approve it.
And, of course, there is a whole other fight to be put up with the means in which I will be paying my summer tuition- the rest of my state scholarship. I got a $2,500 scholarship from the state of Michigan in my senior year of high school, but I could only use $1,000 at an out-of-state college. So basically, I had $1,500 of in-state tuition money at my disposal. That's why I took a class last summer near home, and why I'm taking two more this summer.
The state scholarship people are pretty much massive idiots. It took them several months to finally send my scholarship money to the college I took classes at last summer. I sent email after email, called many times, and kept resubmitting my changed information online, but these people could not take their heads out of their collective asses and do their jobs correctly. I'm already going to start jumping all over these people as soon as my guest application is approved... I absolutely loathe stupid people.
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It's Monday! Time for...
The Patron Saint of the Week!
This week's patron saint is [ Saint Maurice ], patron saint of armies.
Why him? Well, since today is Philly's birthday, and he is the coolest MP that the United States Army has ever seen, it was a logical choice!
I wonder if Saint Maurice starts shit in heaven still. If there was ever a war to be fought with the devil and all, I bet he'd be one the first in line. It'd be even funnier if he was dressed in a kilt and blue face paint like Mel Gibson in "Braveheart" and was wielding a chainsaw. ::snicker::
(Click on his name to find out more about this fun-filled saint!)
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I think I shall take a shower now... hasta lasagne, don't get any on ya!
<--Piper-->