2002-03-18 - 11:06 a.m.
I am feeling... 
"Projectile vomit and patron saints."
Greetings and salutations.....
My God, it's been a long time since I updated this. I've been home for spring break, and since Comcast Detroit has the most fucking useless cable modems ever... I have not been able to satisfy my 18 hours of internet use per day habit.
I hope you all enjoyed those Rascal pictures in the last entry, by the way. They certainly brought a tear or two to my eye!
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On Saturday night, my car was being showered with vomit while driving speeds of 70 mph down I-275. Cheers to Joker, the poon who drank too much in Windsor and could not hold his liquor! I was supposed to be the DD, but since Daniel wanted to drive my car, I proceeded to toss back a few drinks. A shot of vodka, a pint of Harp, and a shot of whiskey later... I discovered that yes, alcohol should not be consumed when taking my medication. I wasn't nauseous- nowhere near it- but I became quite thoroughly drunk, after such a small quantity of alcohol. It was embarassing. I, Gabby... who normally possesses an iron liver... was toasted and babbling. It was a hideous experience for me, but it was completely overshadowed by the awesome amount of fun I had that night. I love my friends.
(Becky- You may have had to leave early, but hey. At least you didn't get puked on!)
Oh yes indeed, Joker was leaning out of the window incorrectly, and there was spray. Eww.
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Well, I guess it's time to introduce the new feature in here that I will try to put up every Monday.
Ladies and gentleman, it's time for...
The Patron Saint of the Week!
Going along with the theme of the entry, this week's Patron Saint is [ Saint Monica ], one of the patron saints of alcoholism.
I bet she would have driven around in a Rascal, if they were around then. :-) Now, how did this sweet little old lady get to be one of the patron saints of alcoholics? I know it says that she was a reformed alcoholic, but damn. I'd love to have a shot contest with her. Maybe I can, when I get to Heaven too! I'm sure God has a fully stocked bar somewhere up there.
Me: "Tequila shots, anyone? Anyone? <::sees hand waving in the air::> Saint Monica, great!!! Bring it ONNNNNNNNN!!!"
Oh, the ruckus I would cause! Everyone would be lining up to buy us drinks and get wasted with us! Now, that's *my* idea of an afterlife... free drinks and eternal inebriation. Dizzam.
(Click on her name to learn about about this fun-filled saint, who just happens to be the saint who I picked for my confirmation name... go figure!)
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That's enough for now... I'm off to class now. I promise not to neglect you fine people any further from now on! I swear!
::uncrosses fingers and runs away::
Suckers!
<--Piper-->