2001-08-08 - 3:54 p.m.
I am feeling... 
"The thought of the day."
Greetings and salutations.....
A friend vs. a best friend.
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A friend will feel bad that the power in your house went out on the hottest damn day of the summer, and the lack of air conditioning is making you insane.
A best friend will rescue you from your overheated house and give you an icy refuge for the night.
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A friend buys you an ice cream cone.
A best friend forces you to get a pint of raspberry cheesecake ice cream so you can both sit and get fat and bitch about stupid people together.
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A friend will flirt with the 7-11 cashier with you.
A best friend will help you goad the 7-11 cashier into hurling a package of Reese's Sticks across the store for no apparent reason.
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A friend will laugh at funny pictures with you.
A best friend will snort uncontrollably at pictures of rabbits wearing pancakes and large croissants on their heads with you at 3:30 am.
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A friend will listen to rumors about you and defend you.
A best friend will not only defend you, but help you plan your revenge on those lying, two-faced, shit-eating, asinine, conceited bastards who pissed you off in the first place and stuck their noses in business that did not pertain to them in any way whatsoever.
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It's great to have true best friends. Let the games begin.
~*~Piper~*~