2001-04-01 - 11:28 p.m.
I am feeling... 
"Cozumel Update #5- the saga ends."
Greetings and salutations.....
For all of you so *enamored* by my Cozumel updates, I'm sorry to say that this is the last. But fear not! I will be journeying back to Paradise next year for spring break, so check your bad self till then! ;)
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Day 5- Tuesday, March 13, 2001.
Extremely sad that this was our last day in Mexico, Fran and I awoke to begin our drinking early at 11 am. I wanted to be tanked by the time we got to the airport, but alas, my fit of worrying overcame the alcoholic haze.
Our flight was leaving at 1:45, so we wanted to be at the airport by 12:15. However... Aniela, Petrina, and Pammy decided that they had enough time to go snorkeling one more time, so they took off to hit the ocean... at 11:45. Meanwhile, I was at the bar with Fran, talking to Edwin.
Fran and I took our last shot for the road- our last Mexican Flag till next year. It was a very sad occasion. :( I wanted another pina colada before we left, so I stayed down at the bar while Fran walked back towards the room with Edwin. He had been joking that he was going to come up to see us before we left, but we thought he was joking. Emphasis on *thought*.
So there me and Fran were, back in the room. She had just jumped in the shower real quick while I was finishing packing, when there was a knock on the door. Who was it? None other than Edwin. ;) In between fits of laughter, I knocked on the bathroom door and told Fran that Edwin was here. Her response? "NO, he's *NOT*!" So I told Edwin to come over to the door and say hi. He wandered over, opened his mouth to say something, shut it, and proceeded to walk into the bathroom. Fran's laughing scream a second later gave me the feeling that she believed me now. ;)
So we were all chilling, having a good time, and of course Edwin was abusing the shit out of poor Fran... you should see the pictures. ;) He took off a few minutes later, and Fran just about died in disbelief. Hehe, that Edwin... what a man. What a man. ;)
Meanwhile, my jackass sister and crew had not gotten back yet, and it was already 12:15. I started pacing and getting really pissed. We wandered down to the beach to yell at them, but we must have just missed them. They came up to the rooms a few minutes after we got back upstairs, so I went to go bitch out my sister and then hauled my stuff downstairs with Fran to check out. Eventually, we made it to the airport, and on time too... but we were lucky, because our flight actually took off a half hour early.
While on the plane, Fran and I decided to compile lists of all the drinks we had while in Mexico, entitled "What's On Tap In Cozumel"... here's my list...
--> Mexican Flag!!!, strawberry daiquiri, pina colada, margarita (and lots of them! :D ), kamikaze, seahorse, sex on the beach, screwdriver, fuzzy navel, long island iced tea, moppet, sangria, mai-tai, several of Luis' awesome nameless concoctions, planter's punch, rum and coke, bahama mama, and really awful champagne. ;)
I am such a fucking alcoholic. ;)
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Anyways, hope you enjoyed my Mexico stories... and if you didn't, then make sure you COME WITH ME next year! It's more fun to live the stories than hear about them! March 8-17, 2002! Come on, man- everyone's doing it! ;D
I'll post my Ralph Nader entry tomorrow... hasta lasagne, don't get any on ya.
~*~Piper~*~